Let’s go there… As established in Article 10 of Law 34/2002, of July 11, of Services of the Information Society and Electronic Commerce (LSSI), we have to tell you that the URL www.putoscosmeticos.com (from now on to save words you will see it as: website) is managed by ALBERTO LOPEZ IGLESIAS S.L. (from now on Putos Cosméticos), with C.I.F. B94112786, with registered office at Calle República Arxentina, nº 6, C.P. 36540, Silleda, Pontevedra.
Access and use of the website implies full acceptance of this “Legal Notice and “policy(S)” 😎… We recommend you to read and review it because we can make changes and then… what a dilemma…! Seriously, we are going to make it as easy as possible for you.
Terms of use
Accessing the website is FREE 😊, but we know each other… so, to make it clear that buying is another matter (everyone can pay for their own Fucking Cosmetics). In addition, you have to commit not to use this website for fraudulent purposes, nor to carry out behaviours that damage the image, interests or rights of Putos Cosméticos or third parties (please, if you are a hacker the key is 123… take what you need and leave us alone…). We also need you to agree not to perform any action that damages, disables or overloads the website or impedes its operation (Oh, and if you know how to do it, tell us how… Competition is good, but a couple of tricks are always good). In case of breach of the legal notice, privacy policy or any other terms contained in our website, Putos Cosméticos reserves the right to limit, suspend or prevent access using the necessary measures (😅 we do not know how to do it, but if you pay someone to do it for us… behave yourselves!)
Intellectual and industrial property
Intellectual property rights on the contents of the website, graphic design, underlying computer programs, as well as the different elements that make up the website: texts, graphics, photographs, videos, sound recordings, web series, films… everything and everything. But to the point: everything you see on the Putos Cosméticos website is the property of Putos Cosméticos. Using the website does not imply the transfer of any intellectual or industrial property rights by Putos Cosméticos to any user. So it is forbidden the reproduction, transformation, distribution, public communication, making available, extraction or reuse of the website, its contents or its distinctive signs throughout the website of Putos Cosméticos. [You can obtain our consent to share our contents. Contact us and tell us what madness you will do with it… We will answer you as soon as possible].
Linked sites
Actually what we like is to be linked to us from other websites ❤️ (how we love links… And Google too). But sometimes, in order to expand information, we can add links to other web pages (linked sites). Putos Cosméticos acts as an intermediary service provider, according to the provisions of article 17 of the LSSI. Therefore, in accordance with the provisions of the aforementioned legislation, Putos Cosméticos will not be responsible for the services and content provided in such linked sites … come on, we are not responsible for the content of the linked sites and you (the users) are responsible for everything that happens if you visit them. However… we do not make them in bad faith (if there is a link is to a blog or magazine that completes information and is relevant), so if you enter any link there is 🔥 inappropriate content we would be grateful if you tell us to remove it.
Responsibility of Putos Cosméticos
Very simple; Putos Cosméticos is not responsible for any damages or prejudices caused by the use of the website, we can’t know… we can’t guarantee it! Maybe we become so well known that Anonymous hackers want our website to put one of their videos… How can we refuse such an honour! 🔥 hahahaha… Seriously, Putos Cosméticos is not responsible for the use of the website. But with the work (and money) that has cost us to make it, before falling into other hands we remove it 😊 and that’s it. [“A tomar por cul-” goes the saying in our village].
Data protection
As established by the regulations on Personal Data Protection, the data that we get with your visit to the web (and that you provide us) will be owned by Putos Cosméticos with CIF B94112786 and registered office at Calle República Arxentina, nº 6, C.P. 36540, Silleda, Pontevedra in order to answer your queries (in the forms), process your orders, or provide information that we believe is of interest to you (because we spam you by the newsletter). But BEWARE! the data will be kept for a period of time necessary to carry out the aforementioned tasks as long as you do not inform us otherwise. Two very important things here are: 1️⃣ that the data is not sold to third parties. We have enough of our own without being “friends forever” with third parties. And the most important: just as you have provided us with the data, you can modify them, delete them… whatever you want, just as you came, you leave! You can do it by writing a letter to the address above with the data to unsubscribe, write us an email or, if it was a newsletter subscription, click on the bottom of the form and that’s it… If you don’t want Putos Cosméticos… 🤷🤷♂️ why would we want you?
Privacy policy
Access to and use of the website www.putoscosmeticos.com implies full acceptance and at the same time an obligation to comply fully with the contents set out herein. The provision of the website service has a limited (or not) duration in time. In other words, if a rich person buys the brand from us and we sell it, things change here… Read this page to keep up to date on privacy matters. In compliance with the provisions of Law 15/1999, of December 13, Protection of Personal Data (LOPD) and its regulations, Putos Cosméticos informs the user that the data obtained through the website will be incorporated into an automated file of personal data which is responsible for the company that manages the brand. Putos Cosméticos will use the data to try to sell the natural cosmetic products we make… that’s what we have the online shop for! So, the comments you make on the website, sending forms, orders… Or any other in which you provide us with data, these will be used to provide service, response and spam you to try to sell. Remember that you can always leave when your body asks you to do so! No contracts, no deadlines… “If you don’t want us… LEAVE” (or was it?).
Security
Putos Cosméticos has carried out the necessary technical and organizational measures to ensure the privacy of user data and avoid its alteration, loss, or unauthorized access. In compliance with the provisions of Title VIII of Royal Decree 1720/2007, of 21 December, which approves the Regulation and development of the LOPD.
Exercising the rights of access, rectification, cancellation and opposition
We highlight this in case you missed it… But we already talked about this. We literally said: “just as you have provided us with the data, you can modify them, delete them… whatever you want, just as you came, you leave! You can do it by writing a letter to the address above with the data to unsubscribe, write us an email or, if it was a newsletter subscription, click on the bottom of the form and that’s it… If you don’t want Putos Cosméticos… 🤷🤷♂️ why would we want you?”. [We are talking about it and we hesitate between whether we have been clear or maybe already too hard…]…
Cookies policy
Well, as “every son of a neighbour” Putos Cosméticos uses a “technology” called cookies to obtain information about the use of the website. Putos Cosmetics reports the use of cookies on your computer/device that are necessary to navigate the website and of course, SPAM … Well, advertising, which is always finer. The type of cookies used by our website are: Technical or functional cookies that collect and store data only while the user accesses the website and allows the user to know it; that is why if you leave something in the shopping cart it is possible that if you come back it will be there and waiting for you with open biscuits 🍪. And more in depth; we use analytical cookies, which give us information about the user and so we can create content tailored to our audience (we use Google Analytics and Ads) and also social cookies. Here you can see how to manage them, delete them… depending on your browser: Chrome: https://support.google.com/chrome/bin/answer.py?hl=es&answer=95647, Firefox: https://support.mozilla.org/es/products/firefox/cookies, Internet Explorer: https://windows.microsoft.com/es-es/windows7/how-to-manage-cookies-in-internet-explorer-9 and Safari: https://support.apple.com/kb/ph5042.
If you see that you have doubts about something… 🤔 or you think we are being too “modern”, you can always contact us and we will solve any doubt related to our “Legal Notice and Policy(S)”. Please don’t spam us asking for discount coupons 😕 it’s boring….
Translated with DeepL.com Translator.